Angel_Noir:
Damn you, Mapquest! Damn you to Hell!
screaming_fist:
"Where's Dad driving us to?" "To the town of Lesbo, kids."
Humoriste:
Woman: "We can follow this map!" Man "What the heck is this?" Lesbian: "What the heck is this?"
shanky:
"Steer, damn you. STEER!"
Angel_Noir:
In reality, it would keep on turnin', but it could give a rat's ass what Proud Mary was doing.
Amon:
Even Christine would be scared if she saw this behemoth bearing down on her!
shanky:
"So, what is lesbian sex like?"
screaming_fist:
"Kids, keep an eye out for any lesbians."
Amon:
"I can't believe Sally is kissing another woman! Here I went and converted to lesbianism, and now this! That BITCH!!!"
screaming_fist:
"Ohmigod, I think I see a lesbian! and it's a Kennedy!"
Angel_Noir:
KNEEL, TINY MORTAL!
Humoriste:
Thanks, but I like my films made out of natural fibers and Metamucil, thankyouverymuch.
FryGirl:
"Damn cheap rubbers."
shanky:
"My fortune says that I will meet female lesbian."
screaming_fist:
"What genius thought of this, a mylar condom."
Humoriste:
Bob practices his "technique." Poor, poor Bob.
Amon:
"Break... BREAK!!! Ah, there goes my spirit. OK, I'm now ready for marriage."
shanky:
"Are your rubbers THIS strong?" or "Lesbians on trampolines!"