gleeb:
Always fashionably late, wealthy gadabout Chilton Gaines drives with his hands at 4 and 7.
da_upstart:
"Oh. *There's* your mother, dear. She was stuck in the engine block for the past 60 miles and I didn't even know. How 'bout that? heh heh..."
gleeb:
...that I'm indecisive about typefaces?
tinaw:
"1 Adam 12, 1 Adam 12, need a location of Krispy Kreme, stat!"
gleeb:
*sigh* My dynamically designed coffee table hasn't given the lift to my life that I anticipated.
gleeb:
"Oh, Manuel, I don't feel so good." "I told you that wasn't milk."
YingYang:
"YingYang es mucho gusto en el casa de puta."
Hinermad:
"Number of members in household?" "Three. Myself, my husband, and one child." "Your sexual orientation?" "Bi." "Hours your husband works?" ... (Some friendly census takers are friendlier than others.)
rickubis:
Here is where the murder occurred. According to the evidence, Jane Doe, the golden-haired victim, was surprised in bed and torn to shreds by 3 bears.
144b:
Another Great White concert has ended.
Mr_Grant:
The Gallery of Remarkable Powerpoint Slides, the Louvre.
Soozcat:
Ah yes, back in the days when the DOD said "Screw Southern Utah, let's do some above-ground testing!"
DangerKitty:
Geez! Mrs. Smith is pulling some serious voltage for that vibrator of hers!
DangerKitty:
"What? No plumbers crack? OH THE HUMANITY!" "Jane, he's an electrician."
ROBOTCROWT:
Cleveland rocks, Cleveland Rocks, CLEVELAND ROCKS!
SilentFilmStar:
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have obviously come a long, long way...
SilentFilmStar:
This is an accident just waiting to happen...
beckett:
Just to show off, I used to write my name in the snow, in cursive!