skitz:
"GET UR HAND OFF MY PENIS!" -"oh... it's not stickshift."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Is it ok if my horse rides up front? He gets car sick.
Moatas:
"What makes me a great hooker? I'd say because I love sex, I'm multi-orgasmic and I'm a fun date."
Buffoon:
.oO I hope the melanoma isn't too noticable.
Buffoon:
"Ummm.... Rodin's 'The Thinker!'" "Right!" "Statue Charades is a stupid game."
amycamus:
While putting on his coat after the play, Jimmy had the idea that, days later, would land him in the proctologist's office.
amycamus:
"Ha HA! Yes, isn't he CUTE?! ALL the Prickley children are cute. What? He did what?"
amycamus:
"Man, if we lived in L.A. we could just pick up the paper and find breast implant surgeons EVERYwhere!"
amycamus:
"You girls aren't gonna believe this, but this very car is STILL gonna be running 42 years from now through the streets of Havana."
amycamus:
"Psst! Crow!" "What, Servo?" "I don't like Joel bringing a date." "Me neither."
amycamus:
With the aid of opera supertitles, Johnny is able to construct a hairstyle to last the ages.
amycamus:
Martin Scorsese's greatest film, "Raging Hormones."
cambria36:
More of a "wall-weed," than a "wall-flower."
cambria36:
First in the series: "Gettin' Free Milk, Why Buy The Cow?"
amycamus:
Born with a light bulb in his back, Bob was often asked to just stand around at parties.
Loodvig:
Even Christine wasn't stupid enough to drive around the crossing gates...
Mr_Grant:
Bridge of the Starship USS Restricted Country Club.
Mr_Grant:
"Bob Dole says 'Who stole my pen???' God I love that joke."