echostuffing:
Much to everyone's relief, the Party Wagon arrives..
Turk_Amon:
"Tell us again about how you were a little hard on the Beaver last night!"
CranHat1:
"I'm tellin' ya I found liquid gold! Texas Tea! Oil, that is!" "You been hittin the still again, aincha?"
echostuffing:
"Hey Purto Reekin feller, pass the jug!"
CapMidnight:
"Yes, very funny. Now untie me." "Wal, heck! But they's lots /more/ good 'Hee-Haw' jokes we's gonna tell yuh!" "Yup!"
Turk_Amon:
"So then I said, 'Wally, you and your mother go upstairs and get the Beaver cleaned up.' Boy, that turned into a fiasco!"
echostuffing:
"Not tonight, Gladys... I have a toothache..."
TyranoturkeyRex:
Ma name is Hoss Cartwright and I ain't afraid of no giant leeches.
Turk_Amon:
"Yeah, yeah. You've got a great set of legs. Now would you please put your pants back on, Ken?"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
"Are you gunna stand there gawking, or are you going to wax my back?"
echostuffing:
"Madame, you can show me your tushy all you want, but I am Mr. Belvedere, and I'm as queer as a 3 dollar bill!"
Turk_Amon:
"Oh, please come down, Fufoo! Dave, help me rescue my poor little Fufoo from the roof of this car!"
echostuffing:
Liza Minelli awakens from her nap...
TyranoturkeyRex:
"How many giant leeches does it take to change a light bulb?" "How many?" "I don't know, we ain't got no 'lectricity here you silly goose."
echostuffing:
"Hmm... Mabel's got eleven herbs and spices in the cupboard... Hey, that gives me an idea!"
CapMidnight:
"I could swear this coffee has been replaced by Folger's Crystals." "Oh, shush, dear! Don't be silly! Who would do a thing like that?!?"
Turk_Amon:
"Row, row, row your boat. Gently through the swamp. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Shoo-wop-doo-doo-bomp-bomp" "Would you shut the hell up?"
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
o/' There you see her sittin der across de way. She don't got a lot to say but there's someting about her o/'