looseygooseyman:
From an early age, John Edward knew he would be a low life, scumbag, conman!
saintsammy:
"Whoah! ...you- you're serious... you really want me to talk to your dead relative? ...no really?!"
Billy_Zoom:
Did his morbid obesity have anything to do with his death?
jammer427:
Lemme guess. Elvis is still alive?
Billy_Zoom:
That guy in the front row is trying to hide an embarrassing erection from John...
jammer427:
When not getting a good "reading," John likes to teach everyone "Rock, Paper, Scissors."