looseygooseyman:
oO" I'd really like to kick this jerk Edward in his crystals!"Oo
losingmydignity:
Now, if you would just hold them like this, Judy, I'm sure your dead husband would come running...
looseygooseyman:
oO" How about that? A gob of spit will reach from here all the way to the stage!"Oo
JMShearer:
"Sorry, folks, but I'm feeling a little dead tonight."
AbortionIsMurder:
"And if you all will look down at what I'm standing... oh for Pete's sake, you just can't trust a blind person to draw a decent pentagram!"
looseygooseyman:
Yes, from an early age John Edward knew that he'd be a low-down, scum-sucking, liar and thief!
looseygooseyman:
"When ever I get a chance, I come up behind women, reach around and grab their----!"
looseygooseyman:
"I'm very devoted to my master---this is his sign!"
AbortionIsMurder:
Bombarding The Audience With SBD's, With John Edward
AbortionIsMurder:
Nice girls don't fart, but older women sure as heck do!
looseygooseyman:
oO" I'd like to kick this 'John Edward' jackass in his crystals!"Oo
Tsunade:
What the hell kind of audience did they give me this week? Why is everyone wearing a kilt?
nolliekf:
I feel ya right here...
blaacksheep:
(blonde thought) .oO How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
blaacksheep:
.oO Odds are that if I ask all of these women to go to bed, at least one will go for it...
Amon:
"The Spice Girls Reunion Tour"
CharlesGrim:
Party on, brunette Garth!
saintsammy:
"Well... who's dead family are we going to speak to today then?"