IAMTHEMAN:
Guess who farted!?
darkknight07:
Retirement is not treating Bill Clinton well!
>walgreens_prole:
"This is John Edward and I HAVE crossed over! There, see the angelic glow? Whadya think of me now? Charlatan? I don't think so!"
Billy_Zoom:
I don't care how many novels he's had published, what good is an academic advisor that can't remember your f---ing name???
Crowess:
Charmed: The 'Over the Hill' Years
Billy_Zoom:
I'll trade you my rare Virgil "Fire" Trucks baseball card for the head of Bill Maher...
thefifthbot:
One bad joke and the crowd turned ugly... oh man...
GunganHunter:
"AL?! I got Jimmy out of the nut-house and found him a job. Why havn't I leapt yet?"
GunganHunter:
Why is there always one kid in the stadium who just can't watch the game?
FrankERottweiler:
When Kewpie dolls grow up.
brodanrants37:
"So, when was it that you discovered you where 'sexy,' as you put it?"
FrankERottweiler:
Ok, your dead girlfriend is taunting you, now. It's about this big, isn't it?
FrankERottweiler:
"If you don't pay me, I'm going to start breaking my fingers." When stupid guys try to exploit others.
losingmydignity:
Cross dressing couples! Tonight we really cross over. Can you guess which is which?
brodanrants37:
"You think I'm the hottest girl you can see? Why thank you!"
losingmydignity:
Now, stand back! When I put these two worms together, it makes my mouth squirt water...
losingmydignity:
Whatta ya mean I can't air guitar to ABBA? Yeeshh.
brodanrants37:
I will never experience squeezing real breasts, so I will have to just imagine.