viedma:
Light so creamy, it looks like the back of a Roxanne Pulitzer novel.
Billy_Zoom:
Which of these people are Billy's biological parents?
klutzka:
When Mom told me I would never find a decent man to marry, that's when I told her she would probally never get laid again. It was pretty much a draw at that point...
drcable:
And this is how I was able to convince John Edward to highlight me on his show
DavidVader:
"...and that's the story of how I became the model for every 'Cabbage Patch Kid' ever made."
Ms_Creepygirl:
You can tell by my body posture, that I'm depressed, moody, and not at all sure of myself.
DavidVader:
"Haaa! I'm kissin' yer dead relatives. Ooo - you never told me your great, great aunt Benona was such a hottie."
cincyredhead:
Does this guy know how to party or what
DavidVader:
"My shirt just wasn't purply enough for the Purple Club... purrrple, purple."
Btara_Ktahn:
So there I am, holdin dis guy's head under water when all a sudden bubbles come up from his ass.
cincyredhead:
Hang loose dudes!!!
rimmer:
"Won't anybody kiss me? ...ANYONE ...am so alone."
klutzka:
C'mon, I can't line dance by myself. Doesn't any one of you fat pigs want to join me?
cincyredhead:
Really? Seriously? This big???
klutzka:
Welcome everybody! Who here is braindead?Show of hand's... That many, huh.
AgentAvril:
::Blonde woman:: Dang Sally! Say it, don't spray it!
Claypooligan:
Deb, distraught, then lunges for John's throat! Faster pussycat! Kill kill!
darkknight07:
Meanwhile, back on "Perry Mason," the world's ugliest jury anxiously awaits the lunch break.