LauraPowers85:
(Driving By): "Hey dad! Look! That stores named after me! Can we go in?"
DarkDynaGirl:
"Well" Elwin thought, "If I'm gonna have a business I'll name it after something I love."
Cyberbeast:
"It can also function as a crude breast pump."
DarkDynaGirl:
Phil Donahue moments before kissing enough butt to get a new show.
tinaw:
"You are the weakest link! Good-bye!"
Cyberbeast:
If you're trying to commit suicide, you've got the wrong appliance.
tinaw:
"We can't forget to put Grandpa's condom in the urn with him. After all, that's the way he went!"
Cyberbeast:
Who in this room slept with Lorne Michaels to get this job?
Cyberbeast:
When did Ozzy turn into Ben Franklin?
DarkDynaGirl:
Proof that laser lights on the hand can be quite hot.
tinaw:
"We are talented black women who try our best to contribute positive roll models to young girls, but just in case that doesn't fly... we've lowered our neck lines."
DarkDynaGirl:
"Is this not the tightest backside you have ever seen?"
GlitterRock:
"Hell-llllo Newman!"
144b:
Hey, I dated women like that. (It was for money. It's something that I'm not that proud of.)
Coakley:
Wok is not the answer? Sheryl must not like stir-fry.
LauraPowers85:
Wack is not the answer? Sorry guys, I guess you've been wasting all that time for nothing.
DarkDynaGirl:
What "That 70's show" really should have looked like...
GlitterRock:
And exactly *who* thought it was a good idea to have a musical montage of the children whose pictures were on Pete Townshend's computer??