Cyberbeast:
"...and I'd like to thank Sharon Tate, without whom which none of this would have been possible."
LauraPowers85:
"I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin. My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain IBM." "KILL IT!"
DarkDynaGirl:
Sure sure, we Americans built the giant killer robot. The Japanese did the same, just found a way to make it smaller... typical.
GlitterRock:
Jim Belushi tries to further rape his brother's legacy by picking up his "Killer Bee" character.
DarkDynaGirl:
Damn taffy... too... chewy!
GlitterRock:
The Fiendish Bubble-Blower Of Dr. Fu Manchu
DarkDynaGirl:
"Welcome to In Search Of... I'm your host, Leonard Nimoy..."
Coakley:
"Now, this hand is my pimp hand."
gleeb:
Beginner ouija board
MrTim:
Captain Archer dresses as a Vulcan drag queen on the next Enterprise.
NoOneInParticular:
Getting lippy with Mr. Rogers, Kaptain Kangaroo was totally taken off guard by the jab-jab-left hook-uppercut
MrTim:
On his way to a performance at a Las Vegas hotel, Theodore Chipmunk was severely beaten and left for dead in an alleyway. Reliable witnesses place Magilla Gorilla at the scene of the crime, leading to speculation that this was a Cartoon Mafia hit.
MrTim:
Richard III goes over like a lead balloon on Vulcan.
GlitterRock:
AMERICAN IDOL finally takes its toll on Simon...
LauraPowers85:
Cosmo Kramer *is* Jackie Chan's sidekick *in* the newest Woody Allen movie: 'These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty'
Labratio:
You know true depression when even Nikki's figure can't perk you up.
DarkDynaGirl:
It's funny... I get that reaction when I drive too...
AlexGariepy:
I can't believe they made Aquaman the pitcher while I get stuck in left field... I'm a better superhero than he is!