Cyberbeast:
Much like in real like, Peter Tork is happy when he has some weed.
MrTim:
*sigh* I'll take "Parts of My Body That Don't Get Nearly Enough Use" for $100, Alex.
GlitterRock:
*has been clapping wildly ever since he found out his mom invented liquid-paper*
ElectraAlan:
Just found out he gets to play a princess next week!
MrTim:
We don't actually have a microphone, so just talk in the direction of these letters and we'll fix it in post.
MrTim:
"My leg! You lasered my friggin' leg off!"
MrTim:
Clark! Stop burning smiley faces into the good silver!
MrTim:
Christmas at the head trauma ward is always fun for the whole family!
ElectraAlan:
And yet someone married him. Good thing, cuz what groupie would ever want him?
GlitterRock:
It would be 20 years before the big-coat look was made popular by Peter Gabriel.
ElectraAlan:
And you may ask yourself... why such a big suit? And you may ask yourself… can it be taken in a little? And you may ask yourself... well, how did it get so big?
LongLiveRock:
NAMBLA fantasies!
tinaw:
Peter, in one of his acid-induced fantasies, believes himself to be Santa. Luckily, many parents were having the same reaction to that brownish acid.
gleeb:
Gee, a Stanley Livingston ventriloquy dummy! Thanks, Santa!
gleeb:
Yep, every year Cousin Ruthie gets into the egg nog, imitates a chicken, and frightens the children...
Nyssa23:
There's one ground rule at my weddings: No Chicken Dance.
gleeb:
Jim Henson's Secret Bombing of Cambodia Babies, with Tiny Henry K!
YibbleGuy:
Jim Henson's Allen Ludden Babies.