tinaw:
"I'd like to sing to a member of the audience... hmmm... tinaw? Come down here! o/Try a little tenderness... o/'
GlitterRock:
"These hands... these hands are STRONG!!"
YibbleGuy:
There just is no good makeup to use when your dad was human and your mom was a Horta.
gleeb:
Next time someone says "Hot pizza! Duck!" maybe you'll duck.
elKapitan:
Two-Face has a daughter?
TheDiva:
Tobacco companies issued a statement today saying there is "no strong evidence" that cigarettes cause severe facial deformity and psychosis...
Cyberbeast:
"The first rule about Fight Club, is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Fight Club, is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
AlanPartridge:
The Gay Coyote Ugly.
gleeb:
You know, she made it to the nationals in the Loogie Spitting league
RodRocket:
"Louise, you are spoiling that cat!"
JohnSteed:
My Big, Abusive Greek Life
Zee:
This is what the beginning of "Scream" would've looked like if John Barrymore starred...
GlitterRock:
I didn't know Pampers made a nursing bra!
gleeb:
Yep, he bought her just one drink too many. He'll be lucky if he gets away with vomit-free shoes.
enigk:
While their relationship fizzled almost as quickly as it began, Barry White and John Travolta will always have Mexico City...
TheDiva:
In an attempt to add variety to their relationship, Christine and the Phantom engage in some role reversal...
elKapitan:
"I'm sorry my darling, but I had to poison your coffee with the pool boy's fingerprints on the cup so I can escape to the Phillipines with my mistress and live with her happily ever after. Can you forgive me?"
LongLiveRock:
4 score and serveral arrests ago!