samjacinto:
Hey! You were right! My husband CAN'T swim after five marguaritas!
Amon:
We now join "David: A Journey To Womanhood" already in progress.
Amon:
"You might be a redneck if you wake up in the morning and..." "Already heard that one."
KingDeath:
Mike Farrell and Bud Bundy team up in this new wacky comedy 'Hey it's not over til the fat lady sings...'
Amon:
"Say... you're developing nicely, Amber!"
Amon:
Ralph Furley in his thirties.
Matteus:
You cappers wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
samjacinto:
Cheez, woman, at least brush your teeth before you yell at me.
Darkblade:
"I had a pretty mind!"
Amon:
Well, it's *kind of* Star Trek. There's Marina Sirtis.
samjacinto:
Tonight on Grizzly Adams, Adams learns what happens when you don't feed your bear for a week.
Amon:
"All you do is sit there and watch Baywatch. Why don't you do something?" "Shut up! I'm sitting here trying to watch Baywatch!"
Matteus:
Boy this is a long nose hair!
Matteus:
Wait, we can't have two Zachs. One of you is going to have to be either Slater or Screech.
KingDeath:
Look sweetie, I'm sorry I forgot to tell you, but you wouldn't have liked me as a woman... really!
Amon:
Double nipple-tweak.
Amon:
The Mexican Ryan Stiles.
samjacinto:
Phewwww! It's even following me!