Matteus:
You should've done your nails BEFORE you got on the show
Amon:
"Now dear, don't settle for a man unless he is at least this big. Trust me on this one."
KingDeath:
Hung Kong Phooey No. 1 Super Porn Star!
samjacinto:
Now, this side of the audience will sing Row, Row, Your Boat...
KingDeath:
"And when they looked again, there was nothing but a CRAW!"
samjacinto:
Tonight on Miami Vice, a guest appearance by the Latino Three Stooges, Los Tres Pendehos
Amon:
He's returned! And... has taken a last name...
KingDeath:
The new subtitled version of the Latino Jenny Jones proves to be troublesome when gals with HUGE 'tracks of land' come down the stairs...
Amon:
"Okay, now if you two make a giant "D", we'll be on our way to the game."
samjacinto:
Now that we have you interested, we're going to sell you a program that will cost you hundreds of dollars with minimal results.
KingDeath:
The set's rendition of the Sex Pistol's "Friggin' in the Riggin'" went over better than expected or at least until Dave Mustaine showed up...
samjacinto:
Hey, so I'm not "The Shat"... what's he got that I don't?
KingDeath:
Contestants practice their roller coaster moves on the new game show 'COASTERS'
Matteus:
Let's go to el club and have a few el drinks
Amon:
positiones
Amon:
I think it's great that he's overcome the giant cancerous cyst to continue his boxing career. One punch, though...
samjacinto:
News flash... Andy Kaufman discovered alive in Central America.
KingDeath:
Imagine if you will, Elvis Presley had never born in the US or had the nickname 'Elvis the Pelvis' and was in fact born with the name.... Enos!