E_the_End:
If you replaced 'THE' with 'FRI', it would describe porpoise.
E_the_End:
I think a Doors fan purposefully froze this.
The_Gray_Zombie:
The End?!?! But I just got here.
shankybells:
"I put in a quarter! Where's my maxi-pad?"
shankybells:
"I have to do all the wiring and HE gets to blow shit up!" *Disgruntled wife of suicide bomber*
LauraPrancer:
"Yeah, I got shocked once. They had to amputate my forearm."
LauraPrancer:
Watch out, Potsy! You're gunna drop my mom's armoire!
LauraPrancer:
"You fired me? I'll show you! I'll be famous, I tell you! Famous!" "Yeah, whatever, John... you big loser."
Indo_Farkus:
"Yeah, my mom's middle name has an 'E' in it." "Then this message must be for you, because I'm getting a very strong 'E'." "But she's not dead yet!" "That's what you think."
Indo_Farkus:
"Why your car is more important than your job, your family, your children, and your marriage: Part 1."
shankybells:
Frank Sinatra on his way to work.
shankybells:
"Tinker toys are fun!" "Dad, you have issues!"
Indo_Farkus:
"So, you see, Timmy, these Tinker Toys can be considered a metaphore for all the rotten, stinking crap we have to endure in life."
Haight:
Uhh, son, sticking your tongue in my ear isn't the most appropriate thing to be doing.
Buffoon:
If it's a McLarty... it's a PARTY! Okay, not the best slogan in the world, but we weren't exactly given a lot to work with.
GersonK:
"Now, show me what your face would look like if I slammed the tail into it."
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
"Welcome to New York. Now, get lost."
cam36allYeFaithful:
Just cause a kid's 12, he shouldn't get pitched out of EVERY bar in town, should he?