cambria36:
The Colorado Bureau of Tourism sets up "rest-stops" without toilets and photographs the ensuing chaos just for laughs.
rickubis:
Beep,beep! ... phtpb,phtpb... VROOOOOOM!
rickubis:
"Hurry up and pay the toll. That moron with the giant Garfield the Cat head on his roof is right behind us."
rickubis:
This is a *long* movie. You'd think they'd stop showing it during the day.
CapMidfright:
Community Education's "How to look for lost contact lenses" class
IMistressOfTheNight:
Ewwww, California has a bad case of acne...
144boo:
What? no bagladies? No bums or hookers? Man, Disney really screwed up New York.
CapMidfright:
"Will the stage director tell the State of New Jersey to clear the f***ing /shot/?!? Sheesh!!"
MSTzilla:
Just Godzilla's luck: he comes to NYC during the Macy's Parade and is mistaken for a balloon float.
bratdiet:
Mr. Kravetts: "I saw them with my binoculars, I did - They were doing it in this thing they call a hot tub."
bratdiet:
I can cook better than you with TWO hands tied behind my back
BlakHat1:
"Stop crouching on the wing chair like some brazen strumpet!"
bratdiet:
What?! How could anyone get rid of a couch like that, let's take it home.
DrClayFrankenstein:
Jeffrey Dahmer prepares to give his date a little something extra...
Daleman:
Holy sushi Batman, I don't think we're in Gotham City any more.
BeckettBloodyBeckett:
"No, Mr. Ambassador, I tell you again, They no go side ways, go straight up and down just like Western women... no make that rude noise either."
BeckettBloodyBeckett:
"Franklin was later removed from the side of Mount Rainier with a sponge..."
CapMidfright:
Thus, the program "Jackass" was born. The camera operator? Oh, he survived, but never uttered a liberal opinion again.