shanky:
"Shake it, baby!"
BlakHat1:
"House of the Future my ass! Why the FUCK am I still ironing his FUCKING shirts?"
Amon:
Little known fact: There's nothing that John Merrick enjoyed more than a nice leisurely Sunday drive.
BlakHat1:
You didn't know Benedictine monks were trained mechanics, did you?
Amon:
"I agree, George, this is gonna be a bitchin' ride. But why the dresses?" "It's going to be a *bitchin'* ride? Hello!"
BlakHat1:
"Pass the ratchet, Brother Michael."
Amon:
(Oh... let me see...) my lap? methamphetamines? the street corner?
Amon:
"Hi. I'm Majel Barrett. I'm here to talk to you about whoring. It's a time honored tradition, with..."
BlakHat1:
"Yes, I was quite a floozy, then, wasn't I? I have some of my donkey show pictures on the next page..."
Amon:
My one-of-a-kind lithograph of Veronica Lake has finally arrived! Yes!
porpoise:
That's the first time I've seen a diaphragm and a condom fused.
BlakHat1:
"Darn! That's the fifth rutting teenager I've run over this week! My insurance is gonna go throught the ROOF!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Here hun, I'll start a fire and we'll cook the burgers right on this grill. Should work fine.
Amon:
"NO springs! Hee-hee!"
Amon:
"Do I dare call Suzie for a date? Yes... What am I thinking? She won't go out with me! But she did smile at me today in chemistry... Maybe I *should* call... No, who am I kidding?"
TyranosaurisRex:
The good old days, when there were no recalls, even if the car was missing a door.
porpoise:
Shemp Howard in drag. Nothing unusual there.
Amon:
"But I went and bought a new dress and matching purse after school. Maybe Suzie will like it. I know she's into grays and all. I think I *will* call her. Maybe just go to the soda shop..."