KennyBoy:
"I say, you wouldn't happen to be Jack the Ripper, would you?"
CrazyBob:
...and then he called me an old queen! Can you imagine? Ooooh, I'd scratch that bitch's eyes out, sweetie...
CrazyBob:
Good Evening and welcome to the 8th annual Homelite "Toughest Tree" competition.
KennyBoy:
Meanwhile in southwestern Louisiana: "I don't know what it is, just put it in the dang gumbo, mmmm-mmmm."
EnochF:
All this "capping" is merely an exercise is poor taste and low humor. I hope to restore some dignity to this otherwise silly avocation.
EnochF:
I specifically requested a no-frills contract.
GlitterRock:
William Shakespeare not only invented countless plays and sonnets, he also invented the whiplash lawsuit.
EnochF:
Hot diggity, it's the old Peppermint Schnapps Distillery.
wd40:
It's about six week before rut, so little junior here will have to go to confession, if he wants some action.
da_upstart:
Bambi meets young Hannibal Lechter.
wd40:
Ever do it with a fat unemployed caregiver who lives at home with his demented mother?
wd40:
Larry Talbot haunted the low dives of West Hollywood, lookin' for the hot bitches
da_upstart:
Supa Mutt come to save the mutha fuckin day, can you dig it?
da_upstart:
"Da *fuck* happened to the lake ?!!!"
Moatas:
Where our proud motto is, "Wait! You forgot your telescope!"
psychomorph:
"Open the doors of perception."
Mustang:
...next slide... ah, here we have Lawn god Enemy #3, the common dandellion... otherwise know as Bitch Goddess of Hell.
Racerex:
There's no BAD time to stock up on Starland Vocal Band CD's at $1.99 apiece... or IS there?