"Inventing Situations Page 15 (2002)"






UpSky2:
I'm a private dick, I carry a gun, and I have the thought of eventual payment on my mind constantly, continuously, all the time, babe.


YingYang:
This will end in a circle jerk. Mark my words.


YibbleGuy:
It was a quiet day at the feed store. Oliver Stone, George Orwell, Stringbean, Jack Ruby, and Fred Gwynne were just settin' 'round a-jawin'...


YingYang:
"Say, who's the underage girl licking that lollipop in a seductive manner?"


Amon:
"So... Untouchable?" "Oh, yeah."


YingYang:
"I'll churn your butter, studcakes..."


UpSky2:
Like the little Dutch Boy holding the dike back... I mean with his finger... hey, don't hit me! I was just saying... [ducks in time]


NurseNoir:
You do NOT want to incur the wrath of superheroine Betty "Screamin' Reamer" Brown!


YibbleGuy:
When they say that Kim Hunter helped build the Actors Studio... they mean she REALLY helped build the Actors Studio.


Amon:
"Oh yeah, look at those sheep go at it... I wonder... What would *that* be like?"


UpSky2:
His days of bothering dyke farmgirls in lofts are LOOOOONNNGGG Past!


YingYang:
"Hello, children... Such pretty children... I'm Father O'Hara, and I'm here to tell you about... Are those Bugle Boy jeans there, son? Lovely..."


YibbleGuy:
"The Catwalk That No Supermodel Would Dare To Walk Down." A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.


YibbleGuy:
"You've Got She-Male."


YibbleGuy:
"You've Got She-Male" was also a TRANSFILM Production.


YibbleGuy:
"Times were hard in the Southern Highlands. Most folks couldn't afford anything more than a Monopoly house to live in."


YibbleGuy:
"Times were hard in the Southern Highlands. Most folks had to live under a giant stick of gum."


NurseNoir:
So the famous Marilyn Monroe image was NOT original...



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