UpSky2: I'm a private dick, I carry a gun, and I have the thought of eventual payment on my mind constantly, continuously, all the time, babe. |
YingYang: This will end in a circle jerk. Mark my words. |
YibbleGuy: It was a quiet day at the feed store. Oliver Stone, George Orwell, Stringbean, Jack Ruby, and Fred Gwynne were just settin' 'round a-jawin'... |
YingYang: "Say, who's the underage girl licking that lollipop in a seductive manner?" |
Amon: "So... Untouchable?" "Oh, yeah." |
YingYang: "I'll churn your butter, studcakes..." |
UpSky2: Like the little Dutch Boy holding the dike back... I mean with his finger... hey, don't hit me! I was just saying... [ducks in time] |
NurseNoir: You do NOT want to incur the wrath of superheroine Betty "Screamin' Reamer" Brown! |
YibbleGuy: When they say that Kim Hunter helped build the Actors Studio... they mean she REALLY helped build the Actors Studio. |
Amon: "Oh yeah, look at those sheep go at it... I wonder... What would *that* be like?" |
UpSky2: His days of bothering dyke farmgirls in lofts are LOOOOONNNGGG Past! |
YingYang: "Hello, children... Such pretty children... I'm Father O'Hara, and I'm here to tell you about... Are those Bugle Boy jeans there, son? Lovely..." |
YibbleGuy: "The Catwalk That No Supermodel Would Dare To Walk Down." A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie. |
YibbleGuy: "You've Got She-Male." |
YibbleGuy: "You've Got She-Male" was also a TRANSFILM Production. |
YibbleGuy: "Times were hard in the Southern Highlands. Most folks couldn't afford anything more than a Monopoly house to live in." |
YibbleGuy: "Times were hard in the Southern Highlands. Most folks had to live under a giant stick of gum." |
NurseNoir: So the famous Marilyn Monroe image was NOT original... |
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