Lanzman:
The nurse wasn't looking. It was Irving's big chance. A quick relaxation of certain muscles and his bladder was suddenly much gladder.
JustinThyme:
But the hold music on the suicide hotline was "Jump..."
Lanzman:
Scary face! Ahhhh! Scary face!
MST3K_Lover:
Hmm, I'm running out of my wife's blood... I better go get the children.
Agent_Moldy:
Molly prepares for a special evening with Roman Polanski.
empressv:
Cool! The 'Zero-G, Inverted, Karma Sutra' is now in primetime!
Fuquad:
Tiffany-Amber Thiessen in "Slayed By the Bell: Zack Must Die!"
empressv:
I promise, Biff... this time the trip to the hot springs *will* include a peacock feather massage!
Agent_Moldy:
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's boys were concerned. "I don't know, man, do you really think it's safe to let Dad perform our circumcisions?"
stuckhandles:
NO GODDAMIT, NO, NO, NO, why can't you damn kids just understand pronouns!
Shockeye:
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out..."
ABServo:
It's the Dallas Cowboys' new Defensive Lineman: Michael Stipe! *thunderous applause*
Ramon3k:
"Coach, why am I the only one you make cough everyday? And shouldn't you have gloves on?"
Ramon3k:
"Forget that I'm wearing makeup for a minute. Am I some clown here to amuse you?"
Ramon3k:
"Pssst. Wake up. I can't sleep."
cyanidegreen:
You are popular. "I am popular" Everyone adores you. "Everyone adores me." You will have large breasts. "I will have large breasts."
GypsySwitch:
"Dammit! Zit popped!"
Archris:
"Our next stop Mars, then after that Saturn."