mrdrysdale:
"Ah... Sarah, get me Aunt Bea."
Glome:
You see, you can get a free ride from any truck driver, if you're REALLY nice.
Glome:
Gary Coleman, nothin'! He's like a minature Wilt Chamberlin!
Forkboy:
"I say, we move in from the east. Strong and fast. Catch them off guard." "Whatever, dude. We're just going to the mall."
Glome:
"So you've been doin' the neighbor girl, AND your teacher? Dang kid, what's your secret?" HAROLD!
happy_fun_ball:
Don't worry 'bout them bills, ma. I'm takin' the rest of the money dad left us, and headin' to Vegas!
pearliepie1:
Next on E-bay the left rear wheel of a 1956 Nash Rambler once urinated on by Rin Tin Tin.
pearliepie1:
Dating in the 21st Century: "I'm ignoring you." Well, I'm ignoring YOU. "I'm even ignoring you more."
pearliepie1:
Did I ever tell you that my first name used to be Howard?
pearliepie1:
Never popular with females, young Willard learned that hugging a loaf of bologna relieved much of his anxieties
Mercutio_Jones:
Dude, there's a whole lotta wax dripping out of your ear!
prytanee:
"Briefs, Bill? BRIEFS? And all this time I thought you were a boxers man." "I'm sorry, Agnes. Give me another chance. I'll change"
lammy742:
Let's make more TV shows based on crappy horror movies. I know Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm St. bombed, but, 3rd time's the charm!
lammy742:
They're all in line to audition for the part of Major Nelson on "I Dream of Jenie"
lammy742:
Ted Nugent decides to try suburban hunting
mrdrysdale:
"Hold him down! Now eat it!"
mrdrysdale:
"Oh what a relief, man. I was about to wet my pants."
keyz88:
Hooooze yo' daddy? I'm your grandfather... but we're from Arkansas... so I guess that makes it OK...