TunguskaTerma:
I knew I should have gotten that tetanus shot.
ObsidianLeopard:
I wish I had cable...
MSTzilla:
Rudy Gulliani is staging a protest of the MOMA's exhibit of "Blue Mary."
Static_Air:
A result of not taking care of your sea monkey
zombiewoof68:
Man, that camoflage really works! I can hardly see them!
smilingvillain:
Anita found that hanging out by the men's bathroom was a great way to meet guys!
zombiewoof68:
...and there seems to be some giant lizard-related disturbance on the Dan Ryan Expressway, so you might want to find another route. Back to you, Steve!
21st_century:
"You should be grateful we let girls play Baseball now! But allowing you to play Football is a very long way off!" (Under breath: "Chauvinist!")
pathead:
The razor that cannot shave...
pathead:
Hey, sucking your lips in is fun... you should try it sometime!
KIPPAGE:
"This is a real low... exposing myself to chipmunks!"
linear98us:
Once again it is low budget accomodations for The Rengade.
DataTrigger:
Our new Prison Inns feature business rates!
mikelesq:
"Forget it, Saturn! I'm not speaking to you until you apologize!"
DataTrigger:
Al, why did I leap into a bald business man in a jail cell?
DataTrigger:
Poison's last concert.
DataTrigger:
I thought I heard someone laughing at my hairstyle...
DataTrigger:
Aaah! A reverse vampire!