SwitchRg:
"Psst... hey... Check out that guy... Boxers or briefs?"
SwitchRg:
"Oh my Lord, my pinky finger just fell right off!"
Theatriks:
Now, I tell you, that's the dawgonnit strangest-lookin firefly I ever saw!
144b:
And about that time, Bo and Luke Duke saw Boss Hogg's body floating over Hazzard county.
BlakHat1:
Never ask Pablo Picasso to build a scarecrow
JaySherman:
Dubya, if ya look at me like that again I'll beat yur bloody arse to a pulp!
FractleRift:
That's a GOOD boy! Look how big he is honey, taking his first photograph of us!!! OK, CHEESE!
butteredtoast:
My wife said to enlarge for thickness, I said length... guess who won?
Amon:
When Custer looked down and saw all those campfires, he should have known something was amiss...
WalkingRevolution:
That man loves his hampster
CelticFireRaven:
Hmmm... "do not push button" But... it's so pink and alluring...
connyveidt:
The Terminator's long lost son contemplates destroying the earth, or perhaps just becoming a coal miner.
hoxharding:
I am here to say 'Your Dog Has Fleas'
KIPPAGE:
When spastic people try to write...
KIPPAGE:
"Is that a dagger, or are you just happy to see me?"
Without_Wings:
It's Grease, 1800s style! They meet at the barn, and Sandy dates a goat!
zombiewoof68:
Trapped on the cliff by the giant lilacs, he had no choice but to jump.
Without_Wings:
A young David Hassellhoff... (Wait... was he ever young?)