GlitterRock:
"The dead do not Frenc-mmMMMmmmm... now THAT'S different!"
MacTechG4:
Xev, Quick! Look BEHIND YOU!
Billy_Zoom:
For once, a Boston priest molests a hot blonde broad instead of little boys...
Tinassman:
COOL??? I can't even wear my hat backwards
villain:
"Swing your partner round and round... get her drunk then go to town, if she will not give you play, feed her rufies anyway."
MrAtomik:
Oh yeah, well I got your Saturn hangin' right here!
HearseLover:
"After I chopped off my husband's head, I carried it around with me for 50 years!"
MrAtomik:
Stop bumping into that wall, stop bumping into that wall, stop bumping into that wall...
Funboy1615:
"Tell me. Tell me. Do I look like The Terminator with these galsses? Do I? Do I?"
MrAtomik:
And now back to "Trailer Trash Aliens"
Funboy1615:
Way down South even the dogs develop defects from inbreeding.
TheVampyrNate:
"A fishtank caught on fire today. Witnesses say two really bad Samuri Fish are to blame..."
TheVampyrNate:
That'll teach that mosquito to mess with a Urologist.
Agent_Moldy:
Ms. Simmons' hat by Area 51 Hatmakers, Inc.
TyranosaurisRex:
OK Pa, I'm ready for my haircut.
porpoise:
Mary liked to play "Army" ever since she was a little girl.
shanky:
"Don't let the glasses fool you. I'm as dumb as a doorknob."
Agent_Moldy:
"Trust me, I can heal your affliction. Now, by the laying of my hands on your spleen, here..."