Mr_Grant:
"Mandingo? Are you in there you saucy scamp, don't make me chase you, you naughty boy."
Mr_Grant:
"All right men: FOR BEER, BOOBS & GUN RACKS!" *all* BEER, BOOBS & GUN RACKS!!!
HearseLover:
"Must not puke... others will laugh..."
zombiewoof68:
Sammy Hagar learns the true cost of war in "The Red Ryder Badge of Courage"
Lanzman:
"So which one'a you boys is castin' aspersions on mah weevil stew?"
Billy_Zoom:
It's time for the Sci-Fi Channel to adjust the rabbit ears that controls its TV signal...
MAKITA988:
I am Bat-Man. Oh, who am I kidding. Clooney killed Bat-Man. *Sobs*
elKapitan:
If anyone can hear me, go and get grandma some toilet paper!
Erik_Dressel:
"Now serving number 52... it's time for your anal probe."
Erik_Dressel:
"Can you tell that bitch over there that I'm not Nicole Kidman!"
eowyn2:
I can hear mom rolling in her grave... muttering about 'pig stys'
NateMan42:
Now Bubba, the fried chicken goes in your mouth, not your eye.
evildisneyguy:
Ah, Mark Walburg is masturbating to gay porn again, I see.
Crow_Tiberius_Robot:
"Dammit, another blank screengrab," said the WebTv user. "When will Caption This get fixed?"
ZadetheElf:
Cruel? Yes. But if you had seen what he did to my dog, you too would be piping Adam Sandler movies directly into his brain.
sparkledoll:
30 years later, and Squiggy's still doing that sucking-thing with his mouth when he sees hot chicks.
ZadetheElf:
.oO Dare I try the peppermint-frosted armchair?
SpaceToast:
Why would someone shave an organ-grinder monkey?