Amon:
Even from beyond the grave, Steve's mother tosses out condescending remarks at his wife Marie.
animebabe:
"Tonight on John Edward, a special guest... Tinkerbell. Tune in and find out what the REAL story was behind her and Peter!"
JohnSteed:
"Your dead teenage daughter sends the following message, 'It ain't no lie... baby... bye bye bye...'"
animebabe:
"You guys better pretend I'm channelling shit, or these decapitated Cingular logo's will kick your ass.."
TyranosaurisRex:
John films on location from the deck of the Sloop John B.
spacehero:
That's the spirit. She took a fist to the cheek and she keeps on smilin'.
Amon:
"Just a second. My dead goldfish Goldie is communicating with me."
spacehero:
Sheryl Crow?
Amon:
Say what you want about John Edward, but he does a helluva chimpanzee impression...
spacehero:
"He slimed me."
animebabe:
At last count, John caught 15 M&M's, 13 BB's and a couple of flies. The Guiness people were not impressed.
TyranosaurisRex:
I got a little too close to my George Forman Lean Mean Grillin' Machine and got grill marked but good.
animebabe:
"So, you're saying paper beats rock. What if it's a really BIG rock? I mean, one that paper can't cover? What then?"
Benj121884:
Warheads are more sour then they appear to be.
Amon:
"Okay everyone. Sway to the *LEFT*. You in the green! I said the LEFT!"
JohnSteed:
o/I'm a walking nightmare, an offerer of doom, I kill all the conversation as I walk into the room...\o
animebabe:
Voted "Most likely to be your boss and remember that time you made fun of his glasses"
spacehero:
Smilex gas won't even make this audience lively.