Billy_Zoom:
He closes his eyes, thinking back to his days in high school when his psychic powers allowed him to nail every football cheerleader...
Billy_Zoom:
This host segment has a definite "Reading Rainbow" quality to it...
Billy_Zoom:
"Yo, you gotta problem wit me, yo? Boy, you best be not stepping to me, dawg..."
Kosmo:
"Now, Ma, I dun told ya to cut down on your sugar intake."
Kosmo:
"No one can fix Ygor's broken neck." x 3
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Could you see if you could contact all our late boyfriends and see what they did with our sex toys?"
Fruitcake_Man:
Bad news, Hilary. Vince Foster told John ALL about Whitewater.
RedHawk32:
Wow, the audience has drastically shrunk!
RedHawk32:
No no, don't go. I'll call Miss Cleo if you wish.
Fruitcake_Man:
Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!!!
AustinThreeSixteen:
He's saying "Flash me your hooters" to a deaf chick.
RedHawk32:
Oh, are you really sure you want to know how your grandfather died?
Fruitcake_Man:
Why is my seat getting damp?
RedHawk32:
Gillian Anderson sits in awe as Ed Asner looks on.
Fruitcake_Man:
I just LOVE a girl with a lazy eye.
AustinThreeSixteen:
Stay tuned for scenes on the next episode of Crossing Over
Tetzel:
After failing to psychically see anything, John decides to resort to lewd gestures to be entertaining.
law_giverr:
The MT. Rushmore of ugly