RedHawk32:
*sniff* That's not true. I know somebody out there actually enjoys my show...
porpoise:
I call this foreplay position number 9.
screaming_fist:
"I'm with Stupid."
Amon:
The year 2050, and the Dixie Chicks are still together!
solidservo:
This will be a tasty meal before I go to Subway.
FredPAC:
Man, Xena really let herself go.
screaming_fist:
The years have not been kind to Jimmy Osmond.
solidservo:
(SINGING) If I could by the world a Coke... perhaps they would like me more...
screaming_fist:
"Five inches of psychic circumference."
Amon:
"Hello?" "Yes, is this Eva Save-A-Lot?" "Yes it is. Who's this?" "I'm John Edward. And I called you using 1-800-CALL-ATT!" "NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
screaming_fist:
"I'm getting a message fom a Mac... no make that Rena... Mac... ah, Rena. Hey, Macarena!"
Amon:
Man, I'm so jealous. I wish I had G.I. Joe hair like that...
solidservo:
I used to be really hung... about like this, before the dead started talking to me.
screaming_fist:
"I'm a tall lithesome blonde with perky boobs and a naughty smile."
solidservo:
Heh heh heh... So like I told that John Edward guy all of these lies and he fell for it... Man, like he is so stupid!!
Amon:
"Do you know how hard it was to find a hair dye to match this jacket?"
porpoise:
*thrust*
screaming_fist:
"You ready for foreplay position number 9?" "Yeah, wait a sec while I get the butter and C-clamps."