pairaducks:
Now folks, you have to eat all of your peyote or you won't see the spirits... eat up... that's right...
solidservo:
Ok, everybody WATCH... I've been talkin' to the dead for so long I can join them any time I want.
flappersquirrel:
Taking a cyanide capsule to see if Johnny boy could really see the dead was a bit extreme...
jondapicam:
Cue Munchkin song...
RedHawk32:
A tabloid photo of Whoopi Goldberg with the mumps
Billy_Zoom:
John Edward worked hard to enlarge his breast size...
Jediaces:
Yes, it started out as a dare, but we started to like it.
GrassRanger:
Now, for the trip to Pluto and $100,000 worth of cold weather gear, in which episode of Star Trek did McCoy first say Spock had green blood?
GrassRanger:
Nahh! Nahh! Nuh! Naaaaah! Strummmmmmmmmmm!
GrassRanger:
Director's Commentary: Now that everything's in living color, we felt we needed to make the next part of the film stand out by making it black and white.
Kosmo:
"I'm sorry we can't afford better chairs for our guests to sit in, but this is the Sci-Fi Channel."
HiFi_dude:
Ed's mom wasn't his first choice for the prom, but he did better than his friend Bob who took Dan to the prom.
Kosmo:
...and by the time Frodo reached middle-age, he was a very disgruntled Hobbit.
HiFi_dude:
'Okay, people... when I clap my hands, you all shout "John's the greatest!"' 'Boooooooooo!!!'
Kosmo:
"Sometimes guys in dimly-lit bars ask if we're sisters, but she's really my Great Grandmother."
HiFi_dude:
...my, the members of KISS have certainly changed over time.
HiFi_dude:
(girl 3) 'You mean you're available?' (girl 2) "Mmmmm... the possibilities!" (girl 1) 'Yeah, we can get him to take out all the trash!'
Kosmo:
"It's only this long, but girls have lower standards for guys they've seen on TV."