Gern:
Not to be confused with Stephen Speelburg, director of Raiders of the Lost Schindler's List
servo:
Hold on. Let me find The Price is Right.
RodRocket:
"Dude! They found our stash of PLAYBOY magazines!"
zazylaw:
"Hey man, ever wonder what happened to Milli Vanilli?"
Gern:
Whoa! It's Unintentionally Homoerotic Theater.
zazylaw:
"And when they opened me up, they found this lodged in my colon. Weird, huh?"
cyoungdahl:
You look pale and distressed, Dr. Jones. How about a bran muffin? They always work for me.
Short_Round:
"I hate family pictures. My entire family thinks they are such saints."
Short_Round:
"It's called Shocking Red. I asked for the brightest lipstick they had."
Short_Round:
I don't think the facelift went as well as he wanted. It looks too tight.
Short_Round:
"FREEBIRD! WOO-HOO!"
porpoise:
So THAT's where my lost jigsaw piece went.
Short_Round:
"Well, it's just my way of showing that I have a thing for you."
Vaelyn:
It's nice Dr. Jones, but I don't think it will match the decor in my living room...
Gern:
Dr. Jones, how exactly can a skeleton have an erection?
porpoise:
I've heard of practicing to tie your tie. But practicing to button your buttons?!
Short_Round:
And the great ship, Titanic, is bound for it's watery grave...
Short_Round:
.oO(Holy shit! How long is that tongue???)