JohnSteed:
Let's see, are all the major ethnic groups represented here?
JohnSteed:
You know you're in trouble when your bus driver dons warpaint.
JLHcora:
Is anybody not going to cap this as a sneeze?
chilwil:
Mom? I wanna come home...
chilwil:
Have you seen me? I've lost my milk carton.
MissingSliderRyan:
"Please, I need to get off this show! I can't do Weepy Scully for another 20 episodes. Scully's been abducted, given cancer, had a child, lost Mulder, been attacked by everything. What else is there?"
chilwil:
Nope, still not putting in the contact lenses. He's scary looking enough as it is… God, I hope he's clean.
Shockeye:
"I want to go back to Earth. I don't want to work for Mrs. Gifford."
Dogger:
"Say one more word and you'll be reporting to my cabin for twelve rounds on 'Mister Spankey'."
Shockeye:
"Tar, I mean, Yip, Par, Phung, Ping Pong, what the fuck is your name?"
screaming_fist:
"Oh, and no anchovies."
Tommys Dad:
"Yar? I thought you died three episodes ago."
Random Guy:
These DVD players are really getting complicated.
Random Guy:
It's hard to go golfing in space.
flowbear:
"Thats no moon---" "No Star Wars stuff, Data. "
rick12string:
Kindly old Mr. Dumphey thought he'd died and gone to Heaven when the Cheerleaders of the Green Thumb showed up with his "Best Flower"
IMiss:
o/~And I came from Alabamie with a shotgun on my knee...~\o
rick12string:
"Ma'am, I seed ya on a Vic-toria's Secret book an' you was a boneratin' miracle, I got ta tell ya--"