evetsggod:
The new ET features minority aliens!
amycamus:
"D'oh! Sorry, Wonder Woman! I'll redo the whole tire replacement thing for free."
CapMisnight:
"Ha! Wait'll I tell wife how she's WRONG about gettin' my tires stolen if I park in this side of town!"
amycamus:
For that price they both better be extra large mocha cappucinos with EXTRA whipped cream.
Occupant:
Well, okay, Father Finnegan... if it'll absolve me for lying to my mom.
Occupant:
Meet our newest ineffectual homosexual office assistant. His name is Bob.
Coakley:
Spider-Man?
TyranosaurisRex:
Filmed in Italy cleverly using only colors in the Italian flag
tinkertoy:
Up Next: Gay Bikers, um I mean Motorcycle Enthusists
tinkertoy:
Now *that's* an orgasm!
The_Seer:
"Honey, I know you're having an affair. I can tell because we used to have 500 children but now we have 5,000."