v_voltaire:
Chinese firedrill!
v_voltaire:
What do lifesavers have to do with baking soda?
UnDeadality:
"And you thought we couldn't possibly make something as innocent as baking soda seem creepy!"
Genscareik:
I knew SpeeDee Alka Seltzer. SpeeDee Alka Seltzer was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no SpeeDee Alka Seltzer.
v_voltaire:
"I'm not sure what's going on. All I know is that someone, somewhere, is naked, and that that person may have taken my nose."
Coakley the Bloody:
"Tee-hee! You thought that middle-aged guy was really a girl you have a crush on in school!" "Shut up."
RolanDeHay:
I *hope* we get to 'See Ars!'
screaming_fist:
Sears custom-fits all tubes and hoses
Generik:
Saaay... filling up the inflatable doll with *water*! Now THERE'S an idea I wish *I'd* thought of!
IMissTheFiggyPudding:
.oO(Damn these European toilets... how the hell do you flush 'em without gettin' your feet wet?!)
TyranosaurisRex-mas:
Even four toed slougths get callosites on their feet.
screaming_fist:
Here she comes down singing Monet Monet
O_Torgonebaum:
I'm partying with Santa! Can you believe it? Jules Asner never partied with friggin Santa! Haw haw haw!
gleeb:
Hot batter action!
Coakley:
Jamie Pressly? Amanda Peet? Ah, forget it.
cambriaxmas:
But I prefer THIS gearshift.
NyssasMenorah:
The International Sign for Boobies.
Snard:
Tonight, on This Old House, Marilyn shows the do's and don'ts of power line reconnection with an aluminum extension ladder.