Humoriste:
Dating in the 80's was pretty freaky...
Amon:
"The Big Show" in the 70's?
Humoriste:
Please, Duuuuuude! I need this gig, er, job, so bad!
CapMidnight:
"Sometimes... even in the middle of a big game... in the huddle... I think of brushstrokes, and the representation of emotions and light." "Yeah, me, too."
evetsggod:
Pat tries to explain its sexuality as Hal Sparks looks on.
CapMidnight:
"So... after work, you wanna hop in th' pizza-delivery truck, an' go cruisin' f'r chicks with low self-esteem?" "...and a hankerin' for lovin' an' mozzerella?! Sure."
evetsggod:
Jason Robards was an awkward teen...
CapMidnight:
"Gonna sing my song now... heartfelt an' true... 'bout needin' a really good shampooin'! ...wouldn't mind a decent conditioner, either."
amycamus:
[loud, drunken caterwauling from back of auditorium]: "PLAY 'DARK STAR'!!"
YingYang:
"Well, my new diamond-studded tassles came in today. Cargo Bay. Nine. Bring singles."
amycamus:
It's BAAACK...
Occupant:
Poor Perry Mason. Loses one case and goes to hell.
Occupant:
Wait! In that face... I can almost make out a mountain range!
Occupant:
Oh, no. I'm not guilty, nosirree! Not in the slightest. I wasn't even there when I did it. Oooh! What a giveaway!
Coakley:
Some warriors are not as cool as others.
Coakley:
Grumpy old Klingons.
Coakley:
"You fell for a Klingon raised by humans? Irony abounds."
Coakley:
Well, he's in a place where all Romulans and Klingons hate each other, but at least he can sing songs and hunt.