gay_lisp_TM:
[Modulated voice]"Welcome-Dianna Riggs- ...Information for-Dianna Riggs-traces of a viscous, bodily fluid found on forefingers of your hand--" "disregard!"
mistie406:
We'll see you at Thunder Road, they said. The T-Birds are goin' down, they said. WHY DO I KEEP LISTENING TO PEOPLE?
Amon:
And now it's "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Look, just pick a show and go with it, would ya Sci Fi?
mistie406:
*honk honk* Little service here? HELLOOOO? BLACK SCORPION HERE! CAN I HAVE A LITTLE SERVICE!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
The drunk tank? You never know where the Maidenform© woman will turn up!
gay_lisp_TM:
{Sci-Fi and sex go together like red wine and oatmeal cookies}
skorry:
It was only then that Raguub discovered his new apartment only had two-pronged outlets.
Agent_Moldy:
Buffoon's Ex-Wife's Heart IS -- Black Scorpion -- only, on Sci-Fi.
7dizbusters:
Man, Wayne Rogers has really sunk low.
Amon:
"I've got a glow-in-the-dark condom here, Black Scorpion. Wanna screw?"
LongLiveRock:
I've been stuck in this thing since I was 5
Agent_Moldy:
Grade school bully mentality in every hitman. That's today's kindler, gentler mafia: *trip* "Have a nice trip, see you next fall."
Generik:
"No, you guess first." "No, YOU guess first." "No, YOU!"
Amon:
"YOU are the Black Scorpion?"
skorry:
"Bill, are you listening to me?" "Breast? I mean, what?"
RodRocket:
Like the plane, this too went down in flames...
mistie406:
Yo-yo-yo, mah homie D'Argo be repre-sentin'! WASSUUUUUUUUUP!!!
Generik:
"Sooo... whaddaya think, Cream of Bleach Girl? Can we get those stains out, or what?"