TM3_Dinbot:
I dunno about you, but I'm seeing some transparent kids who can't see anything at all being born as a result of these two meeting...
Itzart:
Here's the church, heere's the steeple, open the door-- "That's your Testimony? Girl, Gawd is going to bitch-slap you back to a stem cell!"
girly_girl:
If the Monolith Monsters were crossed with a Hershey bar.
girly_girl:
Oh great! I got here just in time for the ending of Star Trek II.
AustinThreeSixteen:
In the new sci fi orginial "Sleeping with the Enemy"
Itzart:
So I says to Leonardo, I can't smile, I just got braces! He says, how's about a little smile? I say, who'll buy that? But I did and so, that's the big story.
TM3_Dinobot:
"Hi, welcome to the Catherine Zeta-Jones Show. Now, I understand that you're Anthony Hopkins on a statue-impersonating binge?"
dabadkrow:
"Hi there bug boy. You gonna be in town long?"
girly_girl:
"Damn! Pregnant AGAIN!"
girly_girl:
I STILL think it was in bad taste to dig up Sam Kinison's head.
TM3_Dinobot:
"I hope she doesn't find out that this is a comb-over!"
Itzart:
In Iranian porn, women are only allowed to show their jawline.
girly_girl:
OK, what does an eagle's beak mean in Egyptian?
geekenstien:
Ma'am please stop doing THAT to the sci fi logo!
girly_girl:
"I know what you're thinking, punk. Did I fire seven shots? Or eight?"
RoninM:
The Sci-Fi logo and its ex-girlfriend have an awkward run-in at a local night club.
TM3_Dinobot:
See, this is what happens when you leave your Star Trek convention out in the sun too long.
AustinThreeSixteen:
I HATE YOU BOTH, YOU'RE THE WORST PARENTS EVER!