Klatuu:
"I assure you, Dr. Jones, we have top men working on it."
Amon:
"I say we approve the $500.00 expense for wood polish. All those in favor?"
Beedo:
Bring out yer dead!
Bobustud:
"Bring out your dead!" "Here's one."
Amon:
"Do you have to leave your enema bag lying around? Sheesh!"
YibbleGuy:
"Wait, Mr. Downey. You forgot your hat... and your free-base apparatus."
cambria36:
I KNEW it!! Cops DO hang-out in bars.
HelenaHandbasket:
"One mor-r-re air-r-r conditioner-r-r-r Capt'n, and the dilithium cr-r-rystals will bloooow."
Agent_Moldy:
Annoyed Guy Theater presents: "Really Friggin' Dark Shadows"
cambria36:
Due to California black-outs, Disneyland closed today.
EnochF:
"You see, honey? You shouldn't have ripped up all your clothes when that Flashdance movie came out. You knew that fad wouldn't last..."
EnochF:
Wait... am I kissing the front or the back? Somebody turn on the lights!
pboothe:
Kramer and Elaine finally stop denying they have the hots for one another & start to live out their fantasies.
teambanzai:
Oh, great all the ghosts in all the world and I'm haunted by Clarence Darrows.
Mr_Grant:
Buffoon’s ex-wife is also conserving electricity.
jondapicam:
Why are we programming the robot to whack off?
_Shamus:
In medieval times, astronauts would toss a grappling hook over the ionosphere and lift themselves into space.
Race:
The inside of George Bush Junior's mind...