girly_girl:
"I'm going to hold my breath until you let me drive the spaceship!"
animebabe:
Disguise or no disguise, I would recognise Jay Leno anywhere.
EnochF:
"Abortions for all!" "Booooo!" "Uh, abortions for none!" "Boooooooo!" "Uh, abortions for some, miniature flags for others!" "Yaaaaaaaay!"
EnochF:
"The pak'ma'ra ambassador? Filthy, disgusting, worthless... he's standing behind me, isn't he?"
animebabe:
"We'll just shave a little *here* and then insert the zipper..."
Mr_Grant:
..and I will hold her, and pet her, and love her, and I will call her Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.
YingYang:
Carmen Sandiego goes to her gynecologist...
amycamus:
Colossal Waste O'Time #742, right behind Caption This! and reading the San Francisco Chronicle.
ColonelKurtz:
Alien-Egyptian toilets were weird.
Mr_Grant:
"But I'm feeling MUCH better now!"
EnochF:
"Now for the kung-fu fight scene between Hamlet and Laertes..." "You've taken some liberties with the script, then?"
YibbleGuy:
"My psychic dental floss will clean the spiritual teeth of your dead grandfather."
_Shamus:
"I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again, and again."
nashtbrutusandshort:
o/~ I am woman, hear me roar / In sweatsuits too big to ignore... o/~
Verrada:
I caught a fish, and it was thiiiiiis big!
sergy:
Your dead mother baked you these cookies... careful, they are hot.
Verrada:
Here is my Kermit the Frog immitation
nashtbrutusandshort:
Man, Joan Jett looks really different when she's got her dentures out.