porpoise:
Quija boards have come a long way.
NomiNews:
The leader of the Trade Federation plots his next attack
SpaceToast:
*strip music*
Thismeanssomething:
Pert Plus leaves my hair so frizzy, I don't know why I agreed to do this commercial.
EDivaC:
They call me the kid, the Riviera Kid...
Penemue:
"Okay everyone sit down, sit down... Okay... You're in a 10 by 10 room and there's an Orc guarding the chest..."
GiG:
This freeze frame is brought to you by Bay-Watch-O-Vision.
Laurie2K:
"This bikini bra fitting isn't going well. My purple measuring tape appears to be stretched. I must measure your breasts by hand spans now."
Brainguy:
"All right you got me... yes I played Cody from Step By Step. But hey, I was also in those cool kick boxer movies!"
deucebiggs:
"Nice shoes. Payless?"
Generik:
"I'm telling you, a time-share is a GREAT investment! Let me show you the literature..."
DarkOracle:
Looks like Saturn is a tough lover, and I thought Uranus would be bad...
Beedo:
For Use By Women Called Barbara Only.
Mr_Grant:
"You are receiving this message because you indicated an interest in our products" Like Hell! Spam... OF THE FUTURE!
Soozcat:
"... happy birthday tooo yoooouuu... happy birthday Senator Thurrrrmonnnnnd..."
KindaEvil:
Grandma has the weird affliction of having her words materialize in front of her. She rattles off the guest list, to see if she forgot anyone.
Generik:
Grandma was always the best at playing "Mime in the Box."
Garnet2017:
See, I told you Aunt Edna would love that bath rug we bought her!