porpoise:
I've had this rash ever since we 'did it' last night.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"We're seeing a marriage counselor because... well, he's jealous that I have more masculine shoulders than him." "Am not." "Oh hush. Just admit it."
HenryBemis:
Yep, Live-action Scooby Doo movie... starring the cast of Buffy and their significant others... writers' strike ain't gonna stop this one...
nashtbrutusandshort:
We take you now live to the inside of nash's refrigerator, where small colonies of phosphorescent mold eke out an existence in the dark and cold.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Product of an unspeakable menage a trois between Jesse Helms, Meat Loaf, and Penn Jillette.
144b:
After a 14 hour shift at Wendy's, Steve can't break the fake smile off his face.
144b:
Mmmm, these old nacho chips are good.
flappersquirrel:
A peek at the future of Buffy the Vampire Slayer as it goes on and on and on...
flappersquirrel:
This is what you get when you allow William Shatner to roam the galaxy and boff every alien chick he meets.
ArchHallJr:
"They just brought Louie DePalma out of cryogenic freeze? Good thing I don't blow dry my hair anymore."
PrezGAR:
Telepathically communicate to the hand
Forkboy:
Mel was the envy of every man...
Indomitus:
"Okay, who's next?" "...my God, I think she just sucked my liver out..."
Indomitus:
The front of the shirt says "Over 1 Billion Served" complete with interchangeable numbers.
Indomitus:
"I don't know what it is, but it's ugly and it smells." "Must be Sci-Fi."
idiot27000:
The early days of Federal Express
Indomitus:
"Look, I know you ain't a prisoner, but he's chosen you as his bitch, and *I* ain't sayin no to him. You're on your own."
UncleUngie:
Tonight, on mid-sections of the century...