JustinThyme:
Suburban soccer mom or devil may care road rage driver... you be the judge...
erinclover:
#2 on the top ten list of places to hide during a game of Hide N Seek
YingYang:
Gorbachev and Paul Simon sit around talking about Yoo-Hoo and contraceptives...
JediClone:
.oO(
CapMidnight:
Dick Cheney, Strom Thurmond, and Sandra Day O'Connor ring in the Republican New Year.
Agent_Moldy:
'Got your nose' goes horribly wrong...
Beedo:
Tor Johnson and Margaret Thatcher star in...
porpoise:
SWM, cachectic, anorexic, and hypoxic, would like to meet... anybody.
Lanzman:
"Well, yeah, I know what it looks like. But it makes brushing and flossing one HELL of a lot easier."
Agent_Moldy:
"It was supposed to be a goat skull? Damn!"
Klatuu:
"S'Alright?" "S'Alright." "S'Alright?" "S'Alright." "S'Alright."
Beedo:
Telephone service brought to you by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
Amon:
/~ "Volare! Oh-oh-oh-oh."
Klatuu:
Well, the grass isn't really much greener over there. Still pretty black & white...
YingYang:
"Honey, what's with the big bag of diaphragms? I'm fixed..." "Um... They're for... the dog..."
Amon:
"Another package from *Sex Emporium*, Mrs. Johnson? You are insatiable, aren't you?"
JediClone:
His loving woman or his lustful chickens. It was a fateful decision for Private Sanders...
Lanzman:
"It spins around when I press the button!" Why Irving Can't Score, Part One.