Short_Round:
"Here's looking at you. Squid?" "I think you're supposed to say kid." "No, I was wondering if you wanted any squid."
JohnSteed:
This is a strange version of The Three Bears.
Short_Round:
"I can't believe I let those Sherpas talk me into letting a mummy be my guide. What was I smoking?"
KindaEvil:
He found the ancient Amazon Man-Pig Fertility god. Hidden inside are the secrets to "makin' bacon."
JohnSteed:
"You M. Night Shyamalan?" "Yeah?" "Well, listen, you'd better get the Indiana Jones 4 script done FAST! I'm not getting any younger!!!"
Short_Round:
Pee Wee Herman, Indiana Jones, and Mr. French. Only wacky misadventures can come from this!
KindaEvil:
The maids of the harem did the Dance of The Seven Pails.
KindaEvil:
Man, Ahmed always has the best slumber parties! Food fights and pillow fights all night long!
BurkeDevlin:
"I'm sorry, I had monkey brains for lunch."
DrDemento:
"I am NOT Tim Allen! And as far as I'm concerned, you can TAKE your Binford contract!"
KindaEvil:
Scifi's version of Pop-Up Video. The blurb says: No underwear were worn in this scene.
Short_Round:
"What is this?" "Alligator tail, a la Edgar."
JohnSteed:
This always happens to me when I go to a French Restraunt...
JohnSteed:
Well, it's not black. It's not white. What the hell is it?!
Short_Round:
Michael Jackson whitens Emannuel Lewis, and makes dress up like the Chiquita Banana lady. That is one sick dude.
Soozcat:
"Attention everyone! Now it's time for the entertainment portion of our dining experience, where you all get to play Guess My Gender!"
Soozcat:
"Honey, why does your hair smell like snakes?"
Short_Round:
"No. Where'd you get the idea that I was taken over by aliens?"