Short_Round:
Little-known fact: To defeat the Mongol hordes, all you needed to do was sing lulla-byes.
UpSky2:
"Frankly, my dear, with cleavage like that it's small wonder I don't give a d--n that Atlanta's burning... it's just kind of romantic, isn't it?"
OBMIF:
Hey, you two! Don't you know it's after Labor Day?!
amycamus:
"I know where you can sign up for a good meeting, and finally get that monkey off your back."
Short_Round:
"No, they're not underwear. If they were, they'd be on the ceiling, not on the wall. Now let's go."
Short_Round:
Junior High dances are always awkward for the kids.
OBMIF:
Courtney Cox is Jerry Lewis in "The Nutty Infadel"
UpSky2:
"You FOOL! I'm not your girlfriend, I'm Lucy Lawless doing a cameo!"
Short_Round:
"Would you STOP with the FLUTE already? I'm TRYING to SLEEP in here!"
alexgariepy:
Granamyr's sneezing again!
anti_hero:
uh-oh, smoke is gonna come out his ears soon...
Short_Round:
"I'm getting pissed. You better shut your pie-hole! I mean it..."
anti_hero:
AHHH! He's showing his fangs! back away... slowly
Short_Round:
You think tree-apes are bad? You ain't seen nothing until you've seen a truck-monkey!
OBMIF:
I'll just move some of this stuff. I sorta live out of my magic lamp, you know.
anti_hero:
The most valued chocolate coin ever!
Short_Round:
The Great Pyramid isn't that great once you get up close.
Beedo:
.oO{Well, time to call the Faithful to prayer again.}