Generik:
"Actually, the name's not Elmo... but don't stop tickling!"
HOmedePOT:
Lesson: Never piss off Winona Ryder.
Generik:
"So what does a 'demi-god' DO, anyway? Are you like, the god of Demi Moore?"
Generik:
"Ohmigawd! Oops, sorry... I mean, ohmidemigawd!"
UpSky2:
Heart pounding he runs along, trying desperately to LOOK SANE!!!! ...as the Great Mega-Cockroach follows in the distance.
Cackerot:
"So, you got a girfriend?" "No. Do you have a girfriend?"
UpSky2:
[clunk, bong] "Weeeelllll... I'd say 1 drachma 7 obolos. At most. My final offer."
Son_of_Servo:
Val Kilmer and Matthew McConaghey as Apollo and Hades
HOmedePOT:
"My contact! Stop!"
Generik:
"They're tons of fun, Mr. Lincoln, but... have you tried making them smaller?"
Son_of_Servo:
Hercules suffers his first ever pie eating contest loss in total disbelief.
Amon:
Hercules is trying the "comb-over" to hide his bald spot.
freekbat:
Hercules shares his new Elvis impression with the boys from the bar.
YingYang:
Dude, Six from "Blossom" has hit rock-bottom...
Amon:
"All right, I'm in the shower, and I'm shaking them. Can I have my DSL installed now, please?"
YingYang:
They had penis enlarger's back in Medieval times, eh?
alexgariepy:
And the Confederate troops under Pickett storm the lines at Gettysburg...
alexgariepy:
Chasing Indiana Jones.