amycamus:
"Let me in, dammit! This isn't funny! Hello!?"
Nostrothomas:
This is going to pay for college.
amycamus:
"Well, if you wanted to marry a multi-millionaire, you shoulda thought before tearing up that picture of the Pope."
Hummer:
"Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
Loodvig:
Mel Brooks IS Nero...
Loodvig:
"Sir, the Montagues are here, and they're spiking the punch..."
GlitterRock:
Renee O' Connor *is* Squeaky Fromme
animebabe:
"It's okay, there will be other bands... You know, Fleetwood Mac wasn't your ONLY option to begin with..."
PrezGAR:
"Gabby, it's not the end of the world. After all, the father's a demon, not Joxer."
GlitterRock:
"Ach damn! Here comes Xena -- th' one lass who doesna wanna know what's under a man's kilt!"
PrezGAR:
What's this fly doing in my soup? The back-stroke.
PrezGAR:
Proper flossing keeps my teeth healthy
PrezGAR:
Burn Gabby Burn. Bard Inferno.
PrezGAR:
Where did all that water come from?
PrezGAR:
Do this all you like, but I won't buy your siding. I don't even have a house.
threeamigos:
Suddenly Xena realized that she had forgotten to reattach the seat to her bike...
Amon:
"That's not the secret password."
Amon:
"You're kidding, right? Did you REALLY miss your period?!"