PrezGAR:
Aye, she's a hot one. She'll bring quite a few dinars at the slave auction
FreakeeBaybee:
"Dye my body hair? What are you talking about?"
gypsymoon3:
Before Ben Kenobi became Obi-Wan, he hung out with Carlos Santana.
FreakeeBaybee:
Sometimes you need a little Finesse. Sometimes you need a lot.
GiantMonkey:
Your move, Mr. Bond.
Amon:
I remember this scene from "Rescue from Gilligan's Island." Gilligan is gonna cook some fish, and he burns the hut! "GILLIGAN!"
GiantMonkey:
Well, the Duke boys finally killed some one and left 'em in my room.
santomopo:
I used to be a bat. WEEEEEEE!!!
Amon:
Call the nice young men in their clean white coats. Xena thinks she's a vampire bat again...
GlitterRock:
Whoa... Xena's getting an incoming transmission from the Big Giant Head!
402:
...but them Duke boys weren't aware that Uncle Jesse had joined a cult in California.
amycamus:
"I don't CARE whether you wear the pink ermine or the blue one. We're late."
402:
"Welcome back, Uncle Jesse. We missed ya!" "Farrrrr outttt, man..."
Dairai:
Don't be what you see
emma_peel:
That horse is not a real blond.
GlitterRock:
"...Gabrielle's virginity was not lost in this episode. She was only faking it."
402:
Today's warrior princess looks smart in her leather skirt. The leopard skin tossed jauntily over the shoulder makes a stunning accessory.
UncleDes:
PG-13, folks: "I found the warm baby oil of eternal youth... I thought we might... you know... make some french fries..."