Amon:
"Ebenezer Scrooge... I am the Ghost of Christmas Present..."
Enapov:
Handle for those with no life other than the internet... JEDI_ANGEL
Amon:
"You ARE into big-ass medallions, aren't you?"
YibbleGuy:
"But, Xena... if you didn't want me to bedeck myself with fruit, why did you say you wanted to 'eat me'?"
MrSpacely:
"Hey babe, me and Gandalf were heading down to the Wizard's tavern for some dew. You interested?"
Amon:
"It's the Screaming Reamer. Don't... make... me... use this..."
GersonK:
"The man yes, but not the girl!"
Amon:
Cyndi Lauper: "Someone get me some hair color. STAT!"
Fuquad:
"Will you sing the national anthem again, Lucy?" "Damn Red Wings fan perverts!"
MrSpacely:
Behold the god of Q-Tips!
YibbleGuy:
"Og batting average good. Og play Yankees someday."
MrSpacely:
Woodsey the Owl gets militant. "Go ahead, be a 'Dirty Bird', I dare ya!"
YibbleGuy:
Fuzzy Wuzzy is BACK! And this time, he HAS a care!
Amon:
Gabrielle is gonna like that look!
MrSpacely:
"Do you Xena, take Gabrielle to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Amon:
"I suffer from button envy."
Vriess:
Oh dear God, Kenny Kingston is on Xena.
Amon:
"I'll get that Dr. Shrinker for what he did to Argo!"