Kyng_of_Nyft:
We're here for the Rocky Horror Picture Show...
nashtbrutusandshort:
And now, America -- please welcome Paul Hogan and the Hogettes! *fruit begins flying*
EnochF:
"Next time we play foosball, we should use a foosball table..."
Torgone:
Full size Foosball!
Amon:
"Must keep this vase from getting against the wall. Must... brace... self... ..."
IllegalityGirl:
"That's great... can we do that scene again?"
Kyng_of_Nyft:
Watch me turn off this light!
Mr_Grant:
.oO I just love Yanni! Oo. Bravo! BRAVO!!!
Generik:
"Mmff! Look! She's sitting on the-" "Ssshhh! Don't say anything, she'll hear you!" *giggle* Xena: Warrior Practical Joker.
Mr_Grant:
Turn ons: Swords, blonde sidekicks, horses. Turn offs: Angry gods, boiling oil, mean people.
HenryBemis:
"Dammit, Xena! Smile! No one likes a sourpuss geisha girl. Now, let's work on your silent giggling..."
cambria36:
If honorable Darth Vader wishes to marry midget slave, is okay with temple virgins.
HenryBemis:
"We will begin your total Giesha makeover by first compressing your feet down to half their original size..."
UnReality:
"So what you're saying, then, is that Fu Man Chu is *not* a position in the Kama Sutra?"
poo37:
Not Samuel L. Jackson, but a *poor* simulation.
bleeb:
"My, that's a large cookie!"
Haight:
The wood baths of Sonoma County
Haight:
Well, they originally made that crucifix for Gumby, but he was a no show, and they didn't have any others to use.