Amon:
"Well, I'm carrying a big stick. How did you say I was supposed to walk again?"
Kyng_of_Nyft:
Also starring a sexy little blond mousy chick
Amon:
When angels go bad...
Agent_Moldy:
"Yeah, picked this trick up from Jordan after I kicked his a** in a little one-on-one."
Generik:
Would you LOOK at that horse's ass? And the steed she's riding on is pretty funny, too.
Amon:
"He shore is a cutie, eh Madge?? Hyuck!"
Mr_Grant:
C’mon, here’s my cleavage! Look! LOOK, will you?
Agent_Moldy:
"Well, I may be small now, but just you wait, Xena! 'Cuz I'm drinkin' milk, and one day..."
Generik:
"Oh yeah? Yeah? What're ya gonna do, huh, ya big baby? Big sissy-Mary Warrior Princess. Think you're so bad. C'mon, chick, bring it on!"
EnochF:
Hello, old chaps.
Amon:
She's got the urge to herbal...
EnochF:
"Wow! The Nature Goddess cleans up spaghetti stains so well, I can see my face in this plate..."
Amon:
"Xena, I can relate to having the urge to herbal. But do you think you ought to do it in public?"
Agent_Moldy:
*punch* "Why ya hittin' yourself?" *punch* "Why ya hittin' yourself?" *punch* "Why ya hittin' yourself?" *punch* ...
Amon:
Does the Warrior Princess really exist, living in the frontier regions of the Northwest US? This picture is the greatest proof we have yet.
Mr_Grant:
My tiara is gone! How can I be a warrior princess without my barbed-wire tiara?
EnochF:
Can Xena save Capistrano from the wrath of the Swallows from Hell?
Amon:
I see someone has managed to record my dreams about Gabrielle...