Mr_Grant:
C'mon, little girl. We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
Mr_Grant:
Kryptonite Soup For The Soul
144b:
Norman Lear's Othello. Staring John Amos & Patty Duke.
Klatuu:
Bad news, boss wants to waterski.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Lesbos. It's an island. What's so funny?!"
Klatuu:
The ark. If it is what you want go with it in peace. But leave us the girl. It will reduce our loss on this voyage.
Klatuu:
Argh. Isn't that right, Polly Parrot? Polly? Polly?!?
Amon_ster:
"Gee, Your Hair Doesn't Smell Like The Same Old Dirty Smelly Sweaty Men That I Have Had To Smell For The Last Fifty Years."
Klatuu:
No, this is Tom Servo's Nest.
Amon_ster:
An elven ship of the line.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Charlie's in the trees! 1 o'clock! Lock and load yer super soakers, soldiers!
Amon_ster:
The Easter Bunny has become an evil pirate!
Luna24:
"I knew we were walking in circles." "Blast you Patch! I should have know better to trust a guide with only one eye!"
Amon_ster:
I see a wealth of pearls, an exquisite Han Dynasty vase, and The Great Gazoo's helmet. Truly the greatest treasure trove ever assembled!
gowest:
Don't you just hate it when your armor chafes?
Luna24:
"Can you see if I have anything stuck in my teeth?"
Amon_ster:
"I'll show you how to spit water between your teeth, ya bunch of lackeys!"
gowest:
My best girl left me and I cried my eyes out. Have you seen them anywhere?